Friday, Dec. 05, 2003

-actually my retarded bio teacher is funny

goofyericat: you could tell stories about how bush is an ass and how the death penalty is wrong, all filled with lovely images of unicorns, talking animals and the ubiquitous princess

TambourineGirl84: hahaha

TambourineGirl84: actually i have a funny story kind of like that

TambourineGirl84: my brother likes to bring this up but i find it kind of embarassing

TambourineGirl84: it was about two years ago

TambourineGirl84: as you may recall i had a job in those days taking care of little unitarians while their mommies and daddies went to service

TambourineGirl84: well, on one particular day, these children were getting a bit out of hand

TambourineGirl84: you see they had found these toy cash registers and money, and had started playing some sort of evil-corrupt-business-capitalist game

TambourineGirl84: so to calm things down, i told the kids, we were going to play a little game

TambourineGirl84: the game is called "communism," and from now on i am in charge and i am taking control of the economy

TambourineGirl84: and it worked . . . a little too well

goofyericat: that is hilarious

goofyericat: i love it

TambourineGirl84: in what could have been a classic psychological study, the children started to rabbidly follow this doctrine of communism i declared

TambourineGirl84: i told them things, like, you have to like the color red, you have to obey me, blah blah

goofyericat: you could write a journal documenting your study

TambourineGirl84: and they all totally went for it

TambourineGirl84: it was scary

goofyericat: haha

TambourineGirl84: so i freaked out at the thought of them going home saying, "mommy, we played a really fun game today called COMMUNISM!"

TambourineGirl84: because even though unitarians are known for being liberal, most of them are not that liberal

TambourineGirl84: and i told them we had to immediately halt all activities

goofyericat: haha, go plan premier christopher

goofyericat: oh i have funny biology related stories to tell you

TambourineGirl84: shoot

goofyericat: so we are learning about cloning and evolution

goofyericat: and my bio teacher likes to tell us stories about his life, so here are two hilarious ones

goofyericat: as a child he read about vestigial structures and the idea that we are related to cats and other animals if you look at their embryo's compared to human embryos

goofyericat: anyway his sister had a birthmark above her butt, and he told her that she was born with a tail

goofyericat: and that they had it removed when she was a child, and they never talk about it because it was a great dissapointment to the family

TambourineGirl84: hahahaha

goofyericat: story #2

goofyericat: his brother had to get his tonsils taken out so his mother decided it would be better if they did all of her 3 children at the same time, so one day they went down to the hospital instead of school having no real idea what was going on

goofyericat: and back in the day they used to take all the children and put them in a room toghether, without their parents.

goofyericat: so he was saying he thought it was awesome cause they were playing and they didn't have to go to school and they didn't have parental supervision

TambourineGirl84: haha

goofyericat: and then the nurses were like its nap time

goofyericat: so everyone was supposed to lay down and go to sleep, but he didn't he stayed awake to see what was going on

goofyericat: and one by one a nurse came in to take a new child into the operating room

goofyericat: so he saw on of the children being wheeled down the hall on a stretcher, and the girl was asleep

goofyericat: so he turned to his sister and was like, look i don't think everyone survives

TambourineGirl84: hahaha

goofyericat: and she was scared the whole time and he just waited till his turen

TambourineGirl84: man

TambourineGirl84: that is traumatic

TambourineGirl84: i am posting that on diaryland

TambourineGirl84: you are funny

goofyericat: ok

goofyericat: actually my retarded bio teacher is funny